Me: You deserve two bitchslaps from me.
Boyf: *SLAPS HIMSELF*
Me: No, that doesn't count unless I land my hand on you cause you're not a bitch.
Boyf: Define bitch.
An hour later, he called again.
Boyf: I know what's bb already? (BB is what he calls me lol)
Boyf: Bimbotic and bitchy
Me: -___- Awww, smart-ass. Thanks for the compliment!
So I was like 'now you deserve three bitchslaps for me'. Now he calls BB every 5 minutes and keeps giggling after that and he made me realised that B stands for a lot of other words like
I have such an awesome-possum boyf don't I? That's why I love him :)